The Truth About Feline Fantasies & Food

Posted on 06/14/2013 by alli woods frederick

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Feline Fantasies

feline fantasies

YOU CAN KEEP your chicken. You can keep your turkey with gravy. And those saucers of milk? That’s only in the movies. I’m all about the beef. We all are.

Why?

FEW PEOPLE know this but I, along with every other cat on earth, dream of stalking and killing one of the massive cud-chewing beasts called “cow.” As they flee in terror across the plain I pounce – a swift and precise attack to the throat. Tonight I shall feast.

ONCE DOWNED, I perch atop my prey as king, surveying all that I rule and observing the fear and devastation I have created with the grim satisfaction that only the heart of a ferocious hunter knows. I am alone but I am mighty and I shall eat my fill.

SUCH IS the fantasy of we the cats – the dream that is beef.

Oh…and because it tastes good.

Kitty Kisses & Cuddly Chaos,

Mischa Woods Frederick (a.k.a. The Wondercat™ )

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Cats: There’s More To Them Than Tuna & Naps

Posted on 06/13/2013 by alli woods frederick

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YESTERDAY MISCHA asked if he could have his own series here on Kisses & Chaos. After years of hearing hurtful “jokes” on TV and movies about cats, their behavior and their “owners” he wants to give misunderstood cats all over the world a voice.

HE WANTS YOU to know the truth about cats – their thoughts, their feelings, their hopes, their dreams, their passions and their peeves.

BEING A REDHEAD I understand how he feels facing a life filled with myths, teasing and stereotypes – a life of ribbing and ridicule. Just as I try to shed light on and combat gingerism, he wants to stop all the feline falsehoods that speciests spread dead in their tracks.

NATURALLY I told my adorable little activist yes.

SO IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE that I announce Mischa’s first-ever series:

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MISCHA’S MUSINGS will debut first thing tomorrow morning. We hope you’ll join us for what will undoubtedly prove to be an adorable and enlightening experience.