Dear hipsters,
Many of you brag about how you never watch TV because you don’t own one, neither do your friends, and yadda yadda yadda. The implication for those of us that DO watch TV is that we are inferior because we deaden our minds by watching said “boob tube” and that you are superior because you don’t waste your precious time with such inane and mindless activities. You have better things to do.
The funny thing is, I see you out drinking…a LOT…a WHOLE LOT. I mean you are out on the town, being seen making the scene almost every single night, during which time I never see you without a beer or cocktail in hand. You suck down drinks faster than Abed and Troy spit out obscure pop culture references…but then you don’t know who they are, do you? Pity…
So please stop with the pretentious bs about numbing your mind with TV when you kill more braincells drinking each night than George Lopez’s jokes (yeah…I said it…the man just isn’t funny).
On behalf of proud TV watchers everywhere I say: tune in, turn on and watch TV. I recommend Community or The Walking Dead. You can thank me later.
Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick
