*TRUE BLOOD TUESDAY ON A THURSDAY?  YES.  BECAUSE I’M WILD LIKE THAT (AND BECAUSE MY COMPUTER WAS BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS ALL WEEK).  BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.  SPOILERS FOLLOW.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.*

 

THE BUDDHIST MONSTER

 

THE bad seed, the pretty and pretty f’ing horrible villain we all love to hate, Sarah Newlin, is back and is running for her narcissistic, psychopathic life.  As though being chased by the Yakuza (who are not to be toyed with) isn’t bad enough she now has Eric and Pam on her ass.  I hope she has her affairs in order because I think her time on this earth is quickly drawing to a close.

 

I WONDER WHERE EX-CHRISTIAN, SOCIOPATHIC, GENOCIDAL, MEGALOMANIACAL, NARCASSISTIC, PSYCHOPATHIC MONSTERS GO WHEN THEY DIE?

birds of a feather sarah newlin and hitler

 

Yeah, you’re right…probably hell.  That’s what I was thinking too.  I can easily envision the unbelievably spoiled, mind-blowingly self-righteous, egomaniacal, power-hungry psychopath seducing Hitler (my stomach turns at the thought) and luring him into her villainous web in a heartbeat while organizing the legions of the damned and their overlords to overthrow Satan…and she would not doubt succeed inside of a week.  She may be insidiously evil and completely obnoxious but I give her credit – that bitch is good at setting goals and getting sh*t done.  I’ll give her that much.  If only she had used her powers for good she could have made a killing working the self-help/create your own success/how to be empowered seminar and retreat circuit.  Ah, well.

 

EVIL IS AS EVIL DOES.

sarah newlin

 

SWEET REVENGE

 

How deliciously perfect would it be for Eric to turn her…given her hatred of vampires it would be the worst punishment imaginable…and vampires wouldn’t have to worry about her being immortal because she’d be infected by Eric’s blood which carries the very disease she unleashed on the world; the unintentional creator of her own painful, terrifying demise with a big ol’ cherry of self-loathing for what she’s become on top.  Man I really hope that’s how they wrap up her storyline…with glorious, glorious just deserts.

So what do you think about the chimera, Sarah Newlin? Do you think she’s truly turned over a new leaf or is it just more of her power-hungry, delusional, I’ll-do-anything-to-pretend-I’m-good-and-give-my-life-meaning (false though it may be) bullsh*t? Personally I think she’s still a self-serving evil bitch. What about you?  Share your opinion in the comments below.

 
 

Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

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SMALL THINGS

 

SMALL THINGS

YOU should really know the answer to this one if you spend any time whatsoever here because, as you well know, it’s all about the love, baby.

 

small things

 

 

Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

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WORDLESS WEDNESDAY:
TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE

too bee or not to bee

TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE

TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE

to bee or not to bee

TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE

 

 

Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

IMAGES  ::  BEE GIRL – JEN OAKS  ::  HONEY BEE – KENZIE BUSBY  ::  HONEY BEE – BEESWAX  ::  OH HONEY – CATHERINE HOLCOMBE  ::  MR BEE – JOAN HAWKER  ::  HONEY BEE – TREEHOUSE DESIGN STUDIO  ::  VINTAGE BEE – FIDDLE HEAD  ::  BUMBLE BEE – BRILLUSTRATIONS  ::

 
 

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PAM REVEALS HER ENTHUSIASTIC SIDE

*SPOILERS GALORE – DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW.*

 

SUNDAY’S True Blood was a bit of an Empire Strikes Back episode – more story (and back story) than action, but what the action lacked in length it made up for in intensity.  But let’s be honest.  We don’t watch True Blood for the action.  We watch it for the characters and the storyline…and the occasional glimpse of Eric’s insane body.  Don’t try to deny it.  You know it’s true.  And while we’re on the topic of Mr. Northman…

 

PAM REVEALS HER ENTHUSIASTIC SIDE

 

I’m a staunch member of Team Eric so to see he and Sookie reunited, though briefly and under less than joyous circumstances, made me do a more somber version of my happy dance.  There are some people who, no matter how long they’re separated, what the circumstances or how bad they are for each other, will always have chemistry…and Sookie and Eric have it in spades.  I’m curious to see how they’ll wrap up their relationship with the series’ end.

But I think we can all agree that the three most amazing moments Sunday were:

 

PAM REVEALS HER ENTHUSIASTIC SIDE

 

1) Tender, sweet and gentle Terry Bellefleur coming to Arlene’s side and encouraging her to live (and yes, my sappy ass totally cried.  He was one of my all time favorite characters and no it’s not because we went to the same high school and were in the same theater department  – I never had school spirit as any of my friends from high school will attest…I’ve never been much of a “joiner.”  I’ve always been a lone wolf.) and to see him return healthy (well…healthy for a dead guy) and happy made my heart sing.

2)  The all too brief introduction of Keith the vampire.  Seriously?  Why, my dear HBO, did you introduce him at this late date?  Hubba hubba.  Hopefully he’ll stick around and help kick some evil vamp ass…at the rate characters are dying if they don’t fill in the gaps the only person who will be alive at the end will be Sookie…and that would be a very boring final episode.  And…

 

PAM REVEALS HER ENTHUSIASTIC SIDE

 

3)  Ginger was once a clever undergrad at Tulane with a bright future?!?!  SAY WHAT?  You could have knocked me over with a feather.  Her character has now transitioned from completely annoying but funny to one hundred percent tragic.  Proof that all it takes is one small decision, like walking into a video store, to change your life forever…and not always for the best, bless her bat sh*t crazy little heart.

But this week’s True Blood Tuesday quote comes from the perpetually pissed Pam as she reflects on a moment from her past…

 

PAM REVEALS HER ENTHUSIASTIC SIDE

PAM REVEALS HER ENTHUSIASTIC SIDE

 

What.  You didn’t think I was serious did you?  Come on.  You should know her better than that.  To quote Pam “My mad face and my happy face are the same.”  Enough said.  God I flippin’ love that woman.

What was your favorite moment or line from this week’s episode?  Share yours in the comments below.

 
 

Sarcastic Kisses & Pam Inspired Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

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Pretty People In The Woods

 

Pretty People In The Woods
 

THE PRETTY PEOPLE IN THE WOODS

 

The bee is not afraid of me,
I know the butterfly;
The pretty people in the woods
Receive me cordially.

The brooks laugh louder when I come,
The breezes madder play.
Wherefore, mine eyes, they sliver mists?
Wherefore, O summer’s day?

 

 - Emily Dickinson

 
 

Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

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