THREE things make today so insanely freakin’ awesome that I can hardly contain my excitement and those three things are:
1) It’s my birthday! Woot! (Thanks, Mom! I wouldn’t be here without you!)
2) This is the FIRST EVER video edition of The Same 7 and
3) Today is the beginning of the Small Town Security Take Over!
That’s right, ladies and gents. The cast of Small Town Security is taking over Kisses & Chaos for the next three days and we’re kicking off this very special Same 7 event with my fellow geek*, Brian Taylor.
*for those of you who are new to Kisses & Chaos, the term geek is a badge of honor here and not one that is just handed out all willy nilly. It must be earned.
Brian is the office manager (as well as the primary investigator, process-server, unofficial office dietician and, more often than not, the voice of reason) at JJK Security. I could recount various tales and tidbits from the series, but instead I’m going to do something complete uncharacteristic: I’m going to shut up and let you get right to the good stuff so you can learn all about Brian Taylor & bigfoot’s battle with body odor. You are so gonna love this. And I’m shutting up riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…NOW!
*VIDEO*
Thank you, Brian, for your incredibly thoughtful responses…and for the nightmares I am now having about the pending economic collapse (which is so much harder to prepare for than a zombie apocalypse). Maybe it’s time to learn some Jedi mind tricks:
Me: “This is not the house you want to loot and pillage.”
Interloping, thieving jackass: ”This is not the house we want to loot and pillage.”
Me: “You should go.”
Interloping, thieving jackass: “We should go.”
Seriously, Brian, that’s the best defensive strategy I have for that scenario, so I really hope you’re wrong because otherwise I’m screwed. But thanks again for stopping by. (Is it me or does that come across as sarcastic? I’m honestly being sincere. Hand to god. Thanks for stopping by.)
Everyone make sure to tune in tomorrow when we’ll have the man with the plan, none other than Captain Dennis Starr (who I’m absolutely sure is putting together an economic collapse survival plan if he doesn’t have one already *whispers* which I bet he does).
Birthday Kisses & JJK Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick
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