Oh, our beloved and completely stunted in every conceivable way Homer Simpson. I’m handing over the reigns of Words of Wisdom to our favorite idiot for a little while as he covers everything from female anatomy, education, theology, philosophy, life lessons and, in this instance, romance. So without further ado I happily give you…
HOMER SIMPSON ON DATE NIGHTS
“What’s the point in going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.”
With that kind of charm and mad wooing skills it’s a total mystery how he landed a total fox like Marge…but the heart wants what the hearts wants (and I really hate quoting Woody Allen attempting to justify marrying his daughter (adopted or otherwise it’s just creepy) but it’s just a damn good quote and is 100 percent true so credit where credit is due).
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Cartoon Kisses & Doh! Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick