Oh, our beloved and completely stunted in every conceivable way Homer Simpson. I’m handing over the reigns of Words of Wisdom to our favorite idiot for a little while as he covers everything from female anatomy, education, theology, philosophy, life lessons and, in this instance, romance. So without further ado I happily give you…
HOMER SIMPSON ON DATE NIGHTS
“What’s the point in going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.”
-Homer Simpson
With that kind of charm and mad wooing skills it’s a total mystery how he landed a total fox like Marge…but the heart wants what the hearts wants (and I really hate quoting Woody Allen attempting to justify marrying his daughter (adopted or otherwise it’s just creepy) but it’s just a damn good quote and is 100 percent true so credit where credit is due).
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Cartoon Kisses & Doh! Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick
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