“Heels and red lipstick will put the fear of god into people.”
– Dita Von Teese
Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick
– Dita Von Teese
REMEMBER THE EXCITEMENT you experienced as a kid when the Toys R Us or FAO Schwarz holiday catalogues would arrive on your doorstep? Or what about that massive tome of childhood dreams, the Sears Wish Book?
Don’t you miss that? I know I do.
IT’S WHAT HAPPENS when the wish book grows up and takes a turn for the dark & nerdy. Twisted Heirlooms is a free curated magazine filled with handmade lust-worthy goth, steampunk and geek chic art, crafts and antiques to adorn both your body and home.
MY DREAM is for Twisted Heirlooms to become the premiere shopping guide for all things beautiful and bizarre and I want YOU to be a part of it. If you’re an artist, crafter or purveyor of dark and unusual antiquities please read on…
SIZES & RATES:
~ GALLERY:
2.5” x 2.5”
$5 each
~ QUARTER PAGE:
4.125” x 5.375”
$10 each
~HALF PAGE:
8.25” x 5.375”
$25
LIMITED AVAILABILITY
~FULL PAGE:
8.25” x 10.75”
$35
LIMITED AVAILABILITY
FEATURE:
3 Page Write-up/Interview
$55
LIMITED AVAILABILITY
TO APPLY PLEASE SEND THE FOLLOWING TO TwistedHeirloomsMag [at] gmail [dot] com:
* 3-5 hi res images of the work you would like to feature
* Your preferred ad size
* A link to your website and/or online store
* A short bio and description of your work
ALL APPLICATIONS DUE NO LATER THAN OCTOBER 17th, 2013.
IF SELECTED you will be notified via email by October 20th. Full payment and materials must be received no later than October 24th, 2013, for inclusion in the winter edition.
NOT AN ARTIST OR CRAFTER but no one someone who would be a perfect fit? Feel free to pass this along. The more the merrier!
I CAN’T WAIT to see what your beautifully twisted and nerdy little hearts create and then share it with the world!
…Come, my friends,
‘T is not too late to seek a newer world.
Push off, and sitting well in order smite
The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds
To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths
Of all the western stars, until I die.
It may be that the gulfs will wash us down;
It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles…
…Tho’ much is taken, much abides; and tho’
We are not now the strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
– excerpt from “Ulysses” by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
I JUST WANTED TO SHARE a few photos from a wedding I shot a couple of weeks ago at St. Catherine’s at Belle Gable with my wedding photographer and friend, Nicole of Trinity Ridge Photography.
I COULDN’T HAVE ASKED FOR a more beautiful day, bride or location. It was precious…and I’ve been dying to shoot at St. Catherine’s (they have a strict photography policy) which was an absolute bonus.
THIS IS JUST A SMALL HANDFUL of shots. There will be more to follow…but right now I’m on my way out the door to shoot another amazing wedding (vintage circus themed wedding…HELLO! Yes, please! I can’t wait to share the photos with you guys!) for a bride that is cute as a button (and sweet enough to put you in a diabetic coma) and a groom whose love for her is palpable.
IT’S AN HONOR to shoot your wedding, Lindsay and Jeff, to be trusted to capture your special moments, your love, your humor, your kindness and your joy as you share it with your family and friends. Thank you.
WE ALL FEEL A LITTLE LOST AND CONFUSED SOMETIMES. It’s part of the human condition. We need a little reassurance. We have difficulty sussing things out. We can’t see the forest for the trees. We could use a little clarity. We could use a little help.
FOR YOUR READING I DRAW A SINGLE CARD and email you my interpretation. Why a single card? Sometimes we can gain the most clarity by paring things down and focusing on one thing at a time. A single card reading can help you gain clarity, a point of focus for the week or month. We remove the clutter and hone in on what you really need to know right now.
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