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Get Kissable Lips

 
 

LOVE is in the air and that means lots of kissing, which only makes sense since Valentine’s Day is just around the corner.

 

BUT THERE’S ONE LITTLE PROBLEM…

 

It’s still winter which means your lips are as dry as the Sahara and kissing them would feel like making out with a belt sander.  You want soft, supple lips, kissable lips if you’re going to get your snog on.

So I’m here to save your lips (and the lips of your honey because kissing a belt sander?  Not good).  Say farewell to those dry, flaky lizard lips and instead…

 

GET KISSABLE LIPS WITH THESE DIY LIP SUGAR SCRUBS

(AND THE BEST PART IS YOU ALREADY HAVE THE SUPPLIES IN YOUR PANTRY. BAM! HOW EASY IS THAT?)

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SUPPLIES:

(WHAT YOU NEED WILL DEPEND ON WHETHER YOU MAKE THE CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA VERSION, BUT I LISTED THEM ALL HERE AND WILL BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU IN EACH RECIPE)

*  Sugar (either white or brown – your preference.  Personally I like brown.)
*  Vanilla Extract
*  Cocoa Powder
* Olive Oil
*  Honey (optional)
*  Cinnamon (optional)
*  Vaseline (optional)

(NOTE: YOU CAN USE OTHER OILS SUCH AS COCONUT, GRAPESEED, OR SAFFLOWER BUT THE OIL YOU CHOOSE WILL EFFECT THE LIFE AND STORAGE OF YOUR LIP SCRUB.  EXAMPLE:  ANYTHING MADE WITH COCONUT OIL WILL NEED TO BE REFRIGERATED AND WILL ONLY LAST TWO WEEKS.  OLIVE OIL IS LESS EXPENSIVE, IS AMAZING ON SKIN AND SEEMS TO BE THE EASIEST TO STORE WHICH IS WHY I CHOOSE IT FOR THIS PROJECT.)

* Small glass or plastic jars to store your delicious creation

* Any little decorations or labels you may want to add to the packaging if you want to get all fancy

 

VANILLA VIXEN*

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INGREDIENTS:  1 tbs brown or white sugar (I prefer brown)
1/8 – 1/4 tsp vanilla (you can adjust to your liking)
1 tsp olive oil (1/2 tsp if using Vaseline)
1/2 – 3/4 tbs honey (optional)
1 tsp Vaseline (optional)

In a small bowl mix the brown sugar with with the olive oil and vanilla and gently blend and place in your small jar.  Store in a cool, dry place and it should keep for about one to two months.

 

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If you’re including the optional ingredients then gently mix the brown sugar with the honey then add the Vaseline. Gently blend and then add the olive oil and the vanilla. Place it in your jar and store in a cool, dry place.  This blend should last approximately two-ish weeks.  Use your judgment.  If it looks weird and smells funky, toss it.

It is important not to over mix.  The more you stir the more the sugar dissolves which defeats the purpose. The consistency should be similar to really wet sand, a little squishy but not runny.  If you use honey (as I did) then it will be less like sand and more goopy and gooey. If you don’t like goopy and gooey then you can always add more sugar until you achieve a consistency you like.

 
 

DEATH BY CHOCOLATE*

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INGREDIENTS:  2 tbs brown sugar
2 1/2 tsp olive oil
1 tbs cocoa powder
3/4 tsp vanilla (you can adjust to your preference)
a dash of cinnamon – around 2-4 pinches (optional)

 

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The instructions are the almost exactly same as for the Vanilla Vixen:

In a small bowl mix the brown sugar and cocoa powder with with the olive oil and vanilla and gently blend.  The consistency will be exactly like wet sand – moist but clumpy and gritty. If your batch is too runny or too dry then either add more sugar or more olive oil (in small amounts) until the consistency is just right.

I had to play with the recipe to get the texture just so (thus why this batch is slightly larger than the Vanilla Vixen).  Once you have it just right place your concoction in your small jar.  Store in a cool, dry place and it should keep for about two months.

 
 

HOW TO USE THIS DELICIOUS STUFF

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First and foremost don’t eat it.  (I did.  I totally ate some and it was yummy.  I’m a hypocrite.  I know, so I don’t want to hear it.)  I know it will be tempting but don’t eat it…I mean you could eat it but then what about your lips?  You’ll be back at square one.  And if you make the Vaseline versions then you really shouldn’t eat it…Vaseline doesn’t taste all that great and it’s pretty goopy.  Just…blech.  But really the directions couldn’t be more simple.

All you have to do is moisten your lips with a little warm water.  Take a small little dollop of your scrub and gently rub it in circles on your lips for about a minute.  If a little gets in your mouth, enjoy it.  It’s delicious (well…sans the Vaseline, as we’ve already discussed).

 

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Remember there’s no need to press hard.  We want your lips soft, not raw and bloody (unless you’re into that).  Once you’re done simply rinse with a little warm water or, if you want a little extra exfoliation, you can gently wipe it off with a warm washcloth.  Pat dry and top off with a moisturizing lip balm.  To keep them silky soft give ‘em a good scrub a couple of times a week.

Now your lips are soft and smooth and ready for a some super sexy smooching.

 

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An added bonus?  Your lipstick will look a million times better now since it won’t get stuck on those dry flaky patches which, let’s be honest, looks pretty gross.  So even if you’re kicking it solo this V-Day like me, you can still enjoy the perks of your now perfect pout by rocking that vibrant lipstick flake free with your soft luscious lips.

 

Not a fan of chocolate and vanilla?  Find them to be more than a bit boring?

 

SHAKE THINGS UP AND MAKE YOUR OWN VARIATIONS:

(WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR, BY THE WAY SO FEEL FREE TO LEAVE YOUR CUSTOM BLENDS IN THE COMMENTS)

CANDY-LIPS

 

*  Make it red hot by using food grade cinnamon oil** (in the baked goods section of your grocery store) to add some serious hot n’ spicy kick.

*  Are you a chai junkie like me?  Add a little chai tea to the mix.  I don’t recommend licking this one off.  You really don’t want to eat the tea.

*  Like things minty fresh?  Use food grade peppermint oil flavoring** to give you lips a fresh and minty tingle.

*  Can’t live without your morning cup of java?  Add some ground coffee to your scrub.  Or if you prefer mochas then why not a chocolate coffee combo?

*  Pine over all things pumpkin?  Sprinkle in some pumpkin pie spice with that vanilla.  Perfect for fall.

 

Don’t be afraid to play and experiment.  Just remember that if you use perishable food items (like pumpkin pie mix, coconut oil or anything that requires refrigeration you will need to store it in the fridge and it will have a much shorter shelf life than using ingredients that don’t spoil as quickly.)

 

Now go get your pout pucker perfect with seriously smoochable lips that will be irresistible and totally kissable.

 
 

Super Soft Kisses & Crazy Make Out Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

*IF YOU WANT TO MAKE LARGER BATCHES TO GIVE AS GIFTS MERELY INCREASE THE AMOUNTS AS FOLLOWS:
~ LARGE CHOCOLATE BATCH  ~
1 1/2 CUPS BROWN SUGAR
3 TBS COCOA POWDER
1 TBS VANILLA
1/3 CUP OLIVE OIL
1/2 TSP CINNAMON (OPTIONAL)
1/4 TSP* VASELINE (OPTIONAL)
*FEEL FREE TO EXPERIMENT WITH THE AMOUNT UNTIL YOU ACHIEVE A CONSISTENCY YOU LIKE
~  LARGE VANILLA BATCH  ~
1 1/2 CUPS BROWN OR WHITE SUGAR
1 1/2 TBS VANILLA
1/3 CUP OLIVE OIL
2 TBS HONEY
1/4 TSP CINNAMON (OPTIONAL)
1/4 TSP* VASELINE (OPTIONAL)
*SEE NOTE REGARDING PORTION OF VASELINE ABOVE

 
 

**IMPORTANT NOTE:  FOOD GRADE OILS ARE NOT THE SAME AS ESSENTIAL OILS.  THE MAJORITY OF ESSENTIAL OILS ARE NOT SAFE TO INGEST AND MANY ARE HIGHLY TOXIC IF CONSUMED.  DO NOT USE ESSENTIAL OILS FOR THIS PROJECT.  ONLY USE FOOD GRADE FLAVORINGS FROM THE BAKED GOODS SECTION OF THE GROCERY STORE.  I CAN’T STRESS THIS ENOUGH.  DO NOT USE ESSENTIAL OILS UNLESS YOU WANT TO SERIOUSLY F’ YOURSELF UP AND POSSIBLY DIE THE DUMBEST WAY POSSIBLE.  DO YOU REALLY WANT YOUR OBITUARY TO READ:
“DIED FROM POISONING CAUSED BY HOMEMADE LIP SUGAR SCRUB EXPERIMENT GONE AWRY.”
DO YOU?  BECAUSE THAT’S A SERIOUSLY STUPID WAY TO GO.  SO ONE LAST TIME:
DO NOT USE ESSENTIAL OILS.  DO NOT.  DON’T.  ODDS ARE YOU DON’T KNOW WHICH ARE SAFE AND WHICH ARE TOXIC AND DON’T BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ ON YAHOO ANSWERS BECAUSE THAT PLACE IS POPULATED BY IDIOTS.  JUST ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION AND USE FOOD GRADE FLAVORINGS INSTEAD.  OKAY.  I’VE NAGGED ENOUGH.**

 
 

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PS – Today through Sunday, February 15, I’m having a Valentine’s Day Reiki Sale for you to treat yourself or to share with friends and family – Buy 3 Get 1 Free!  You can read all about it (and grab yours – there are only 7 available and it’s first come first serve so you know what that means!) over in the shop, The Haus of Chaos.

*(and if you’re sharing your sessions with friends or family, just make sure you add their names to the little note to seller section during checkout so I won’t be wondering who in the world they are when they schedule their appointment. *wink*)

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Pretty Little Dead Things

‘COOPER’

 

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY PRESENTS:

PRETTY LITTLE DEAD THINGS – THE ART OF JESSICA JOSLIN

 

Pretty Little Dead Things

‘LAZARUS’

 

 

 

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‘CLIO AND LOCI’

 

 

 

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‘APOLLO AND DAPHNE’

 

 

 

Pretty Little Dead Things

‘PARDO’

 

 

 

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‘PARDO DETAIL’

 

 

 

Pretty Little Dead Things

‘STARDUST’

 

 

 

Flora Jessica Joslin 2006

‘FLORA’

 

 

 

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‘ARIA AND SOLA’

 

 

 

Pretty Little Dead Things

‘ORA’

 

 

 

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‘ADMIRAL AND LUCE, VIRGIL AND ACE’

 

 

 

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‘OLIVE’

 

 

 

Alonia-rear-view jessica joslin 2010

‘ALONIA’

 

 

 

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‘PYRAMUS’

 

 

 

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‘AMADEUS’

 

 

 

Ferdinand Jessica Joslin 2003

‘FERDINAND’

 

 

 

Callisto-upper-detail Jessica Joslin

‘CALISTO’

 

 

 

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‘OSKAR’

 

 

 

Viola JESSICA JOSLIN

‘VIOLA’

 

 

 

xavier jessica joslin

‘XAVIER’

 

 

 

Ariel jessica joslin 2010

‘ARIEL’

 

 

 

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‘CAPIO’

 
 

View more of Jessica’s amazing work here or visit her shop and pick up one of the insanely gorgeous (and I mean too gorgeous to eat even though I know it’s crazy delicious) limited edition Belgian chocolate replicas of her sculpture, “Morrigan” by the remarkably talented Conjurer’s Kitchen.

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Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 

IMAGES  ::  ALL IMAGES © JESSICA JOSLIN.  ::

 
 

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Appreciate First Kisses

APPRECIATE FIRST KISSES…

(…AND NOT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE AWESOME…)

 

Appreciate First Kisses

 

 

Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 

 

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***WARNING:  THIS POST CONTAINS SOME MAJOR WALKING DEAD SPOILERS.  IF YOU AREN’T CURRENT THEN I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU READ A DIFFERENT POST.  MAYBE SOME OF MY OTHER ZOMBIE ARTICLES?  COME BACK TO THIS ONCE YOU’RE ALL CAUGHT UP.  AND FAIR WARNING HERE – THIS IS GOING TO BE A LOOOOONG POST, SO GRAB YOURSELF A BEVERAGE, GO TO THE BATHROOM AND SETTLE IN.***

 

What Will Daryl Dixon Do?

 

WOW.  I don’t know about you but I’m still trying to wrap my head around the mid-season finale or, more specifically, the untimely (and seemingly pointless) death of our beloved Beth Greene.

For many her death triggered a genuine grief response and left countless fans bereft of happiness, sobbing and in shock.  For days and even weeks, fans of Beth mourned her senseless passing.  Even I choked back tears when Tom Waits’ “Hold On” came piping through my headphones as I sat in my doctor’s waiting room. (You’ll recall that as the song Beth sang in the prison in season 3, episode 11.)

 
 

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It’s hard to understand why the decision was made to kill such a beloved character, especially when she was finally starting to blossom and truly come into her own as a richer, more multi-faceted individual as well as a truly valuable member of the group (not to mention the profound effect she was having on everyone’s favorite misunderstood bad boy with a heart of gold, Daryl).  Well, I’m going to attempt to make sense of the senseless as I explore…

 
 

THE FALLOUT OF THE BETH-OCALYPSE:  WHAT WILL DARYL DIXON DO?

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As many of you recall, I stated my firm belief and presented my evidence that Daryl and Beth were falling in love in last year’s post “Love Is In The Air: Daryl and Beth on The Walking Dead.

Did this season undermine or shake my belief in their burgeoning romance?  Nope.  Not at all.  In fact, Daryl’s actions reinforced my belief that his love for Beth ran far deeper than mere friendship or even family, primarily due to the fact that his focus was his overwhelming desire to find her…and the fact that he successfully did so with great risk to life and limb…but with dire consequences which he, devastatingly, helped to bring about.

 
 

HOW DID DARYL CONTRIBUTE TO BETH’S DEATH?

LET’S RECAP, SHALL WE?

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At the end of last season Beth is kidnapped by a then unknown party in what is clearly a set-up to acquire more recruits/victims for the hospital.

Think of the funeral parlor as a post-apocalyptic “bait house” created by the hospital – clean and stocked with food, it creates a feeling of comfort that lulls them into a false sense of security, which is why the normally cautious Daryl carelessly opens the front door where a herd of zombies greets him.  (Strike one…at least in Daryl’s mind and heart.)   Beth’s kidnapping occurs because Daryl tells her to run outside to safety, where she’s then carried off into the night by her unknown captors.  (Strike two.)

 

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CUT TO THE OPENING OF THIS SEASON…

…where we hear Daryl lamenting to Maggie that “…she’s just gone,”  the remorse, helplessness and hopelessness evident in his voice.  He has now not only failed Beth but Maggie and the rest of the group as well (strike three)…

 
 

A HEAVY BURDEN TO CARRY ON SUCH A SOFT AND DAMAGED HEART.

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In a turn of fate that can only be described as miraculous, Daryl spots the car that stole Beth and he immediately springs into action to rescue her with Carol in tow.

As he tries to rectify his mistakes and find the woman that holds that special place in his heart he feels some of the guilt lift and hope return. (Strike three successfully erased.)

 
 

What Will Daryl Dixon Do?

*I WOULD LIKE IT NOTED THAT HE INTENTIONALLY PUT HIMSELF IN HARMS WAY AND THEN TOOK A HEADLONG DIVE IN A VAN OFF AN OVERPASS JUST TO BE ABLE TO FIND HER, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.  TELL ME THAT’S NOT LOVE AND SOME SERIOUS DEDICATION.  F*CKIN’ RIGHT IT IS.*

 

After a series of unfortunate events (which included the intentional hitting of Carol with a squad car by the evil police), Daryl and his new found friend, Noah, return to the group to organize a rescue team, who then head to a hideout and hatch their plan to save Beth…and now Carol as well.

While Rick wants to use a tactic dependent on surprise, stealth, bullets and more than a little luck, Tyreese comes up with a second plan – a hostage exchange which he feels carries less risk.  And this is where Daryl makes his critical error.

 
 

DARYL AGREES WITH TYREESE.  A DECISION WE ALL KNOW CONTRIBUTES DIRECTLY TO BETH’S DEATH.

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AND THERE IS DARYL’S STRIKE THREE.

As the exchange plays out and Beth makes her fatal miscalculation, Daryl witnesses the woman he loves lose her life.  Her blood sprays the faces of her adopted family.  She crumples to the floor in front of him and without a moment’s hesitation he does what you would expect him to do in that position.  With indescribable grief and pain contorting his features into a visage of pure and profound loss, of despair and rage personified, he shoots Beth’s killer in the head.  He doesn’t think twice.  He just drops the megalomaniacal bitch.

 
 

What Will Daryl Dixon Do?

 
 

With tears streaming down his face, Daryl lifts Beth into his arms and proceeds to carry his heartbreak and guilt along with her limp, lifeless little rag doll body down five flights of stairs to her excited family and group who are waiting hopefully outside – his grief uncontrollable, his heart inconsolable and everyone else’s hope and hearts quickly shatter in turn.

 
 

What Will Daryl Dixon Do?

 
 

As he stood there holding her limp in his arms we saw a broken man – and a man who blamed himself for the death of the only joy and light in his world.  He held in his arms the death of his love and his hope.  They died the moment Beth did.

 
 

DARYL IS A DEEP AND PROFOUNDLY EMOTIONAL MAN, DESPITE HIS OUTWARD ATTEMPTS TO CONCEAL THIS FACT…

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…and there is little doubt he will feel responsible for Beth’s death, which will only serve to compound the sense of loss and heartbreak he’s experiencing.  Heartbreak alone is soul-wrenching but add guilt to it and the suffering, the emotional burden can grind the strongest of spirits into dust.

 
 

BUT HOW WILL THIS PROFOUND LOSS IMPACT DARYL?
MAGGIE? THE REST OF THE GROUP? 
WHAT PURPOSE WILL BETH’S CRUEL AND SHOCKING DEMISE SERVE?

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To understand the choices that lay before the characters we must first understand Beth and her role within the group.

There are many who feel Beth was nothing more than a cute blonde girl who served as babysitter to Judith; that her purpose on the show was…well…nothing.   And to those who hold this belief I tell you you I couldn’t disagree with you more.

Beth Greene was far, far more than the post-apocalyptic bubblegum princess many would have her be.  It takes far more strength and courage to hold on to the good than to give in to anger, cynicism, bitterness and despair in a world overflowing with horror.  Beth’s purpose was profound; even though she was small, she was mighty.

 
 

BETH GREENE WAS HOPE.
BETH GREENE WAS LIGHT.
BETH GREENE WAS FAITH THAT THERE IS STILL GOOD IN THE WORLD, STILL BEAUTY TO BE SEEN, STILL JOY TO BE EXPERIENCED, STILL LOVE TO BE FELT.

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And Beth spread her infectious goodness to those around her.  She provided comfort.  She provided courage.  She provided confidence.  And she did it when those around her, when those she loved, could not provide those things for themselves…just as her father had done.

 

DID SHE FALTER?  DID SHE HIT SOME ROUGH PATCHES?

 

Of course.  Wouldn’t you?  But when it came down to it she was able to find a balance between the harsh reality of the world she lived in and her belief that there was still light to be found in the darkness.  That was her gift to the the group.  This was her gift to Daryl:

 
 

HOPE IN THE HOPELESSNESS;
LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS;
BELIEF IN THE GOODNESS OF A MAN WHO DIDN’T BELIEVE IN THE GOODNESS OF HIMSELF;
LOVE FOR A HEART THAT FELT UNWORTHY OF RECEIVING IT.

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Daryl had just begun to see; Daryl had just begun to believe; Daryl had just begun to hope.  Daryl asked for a future with Beth, for happiness and a home with her as they sat at that kitchen table in the funeral home.  Beth succeeded in opening his heart and in return he offered her a home inside it.  And then she was ripped away, torn from him.

 
 

SO WHAT WILL DARYL DO WITH THAT GIFT NOW THAT HE NO LONGER HAS HER TO INSPIRE HIM?

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Daryl is at a fork in the road.  He has to choose which path he will travel.  This is a defining, if not THE defining moment in Daryl’s life.

 

PATH ONE:

Daryl can return to his old ways.  He can rebuild the walls around him, fortify them with sadness, rage and emptiness and continue to fight not because he believes there is something better waiting for him but because he has only known fighting his entire life.  His childhood, his adulthood – his entire life has been nothing but a miserable sh*t storm where the best he can hope for is to merely survive for survival’s sake.  This is the easy path; the path of least resistance because it is familiar, because it is habit.

HE CAN RESET TO DEFAULT OR…

 

PATH TWO:

Daryl can fight for Beth.  He can keep her alive in his heart by holding onto the gifts she gave him.  She can walk with him through this journey, encouraging him to be the man she knew he really was, the man he doubted truly existed – the good man, the kind man, the loving man, the brave man, the worthy man.

He can leave the broken and wounded boy he carried inside himself for so long behind and continue to be the man she knew him to be.  He can believe in light, in hope, in goodness, in love.  We saw a glimmer of this while he was searching for Beth when he tells Carol “…We ain’t ashes…”  He can choose to believe that a better life is possible.  He can make that decision, that very, very hard decision and in doing so…

 
 

HE CAN HONOR BETH AND KEEP HER WITH HIM FOREVER.

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The same holds true for Maggie and the rest of the group.  She was the innocence and purity that had been lost to the world.  She was the spark inside them that was in danger of burning out.  The songs she sang…while many viewers mocked them as mere vehicles for actress Emily Kinney’s music career, that was not their function.  They served a greater purpose to the group.

 

THE SONGS SERVED AS A COMFORT.  THEY SERVED AS A REMINDER.  THEY SERVED TO INSPIRE.

 

Think I’m full of sh*t?  How many times do you turn to music during moments of need, times of heartbreak, of celebration?  How many songs, the moment you hear them, take you back in time to a far off place in your memory as it reminds you of a first kiss or of someone you lost?

Her voice provided the group those very gifts.  If you still don’t believe me, go read the lyrics to the Tom Waits song I mentioned earlier, ‘Hold On.’  The song choice was intentional.  It’s a song of escaping.  It’s a song of remembering.  It’s a song of hardships.  It’s a song of hope.

 
 

SO WHAT CHOICE WILL THEY MAKE?  WILL THEY HONOR HER OR WILL HER DEATH CREATE A VACUUM THAT THEY CAN’T FILL?

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Personally I refuse to believe that Beth’s death was merely to create more emotional turmoil for Daryl and to send him rocketing backwards, to make him devolve and collapse back into himself as a troubled soul, to lock him into the broken bad boy mold for the sole purpose of keeping his throngs* of female fans who suffer from I-Can-Fix-Him Syndrome (not an actual syndrome, but FFS it should be.  That belief causes more pain and heartache in relationships than there are stars in the sky) on the hook and tuning in.

 
 

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I also refuse to believe the purpose was to harden Maggie or cause the total annihilation of hope within the group and chip away at it from the inside out (as opposed to the outside in approach that has been used since the beginning of the series).

 

IF EITHER PROVES TO BE THE CASE IT WILL BE A GRIEVOUS ERROR ON THE PART OF THE WRITERS AND PRODUCERS.

 

It will make Daryl’s character stagnant as his story, his evolution gets stuck in some hellish Groundhog Day-esque binary loop and it will destroy the dynamics of the group which is why the majority of us tune in.  We watch The Walking Dead for the characters, not the zombies.

But in a few short hours, these questions, my theories, will begin to be answered.  Soon we will know the true impact and scope of the Beth-ocalypse.

I have never been more disgusted and disappointed nor more curious for a Walking Dead premier before.  It is with equal parts resentment and love that I will be tuning in this Sunday.  (Oh!  I almost forgot!  I often live tweet during the show so if you guys want to join me, follow me on Twitter: @AlliWFrederick. Just remember West Coast people, I’m in the central time zone, and while I try to keep my tweets vague-ish there is the occasional spoiler, so if you don’t want to know then don’t look at my Twitter feed from 8 – 9 CST.)

 
 

NOW I WANT TO KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS.

What do you think will happen Sunday night?  How do you think Beth’s death will change the group and Daryl?  Do you think there will be flashbacks to scenes between Daryl and Beth that will reveal the true nature of their feelings?  We know how fond the writers are of doing that and with the backlash they received from Beth’s (as well as Bethyl’s) fan base I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to provide us with more insight and closure.

 

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Let’s talk theories before the Sunday night premier.  Leave yours in the comments below.  I would absolutely love to hear them.  I know I’m not alone, so come on and share.

 

*** A QUICK REMINDER:  I KNOW THIS IS A HOT BUTTON TOPIC FOR MANY FANS SO I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE TO PLAY NICE.  KISSES & CHAOS IS A PLACE OF LOVE AND RESPECT.  WHILE DIFFERING OPINIONS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE, ALL CONVERSATIONS MUST BE CONDUCTED WITH RESPECT, MATURITY AND COURTESY TOWARDS YOUR FELLOW COMMENTERS.  TROLLING, AGGRESSIVE LANGUAGE, HATEFUL REMARKS, NAME CALLING AND GENERAL RUDENESS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.  I WILL DELETE ANY COMMENTS THAT VIOLATE THE RULES OF MY HOUSE AND REPEAT OFFENDERS WILL BE PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM COMMENTING (TO MAKE MY LIFE EASIER SO I DON’T HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO STIR THE POT).  YOU ARE ALWAYS 100% WELCOME TO DISAGREE AS LONG AS YOU DO SO IN A MANNER THAT IS THOUGHTFUL AND IN THE INTEREST OF FURTHERING THE CONVERSATION IN A HEALTHY AND PRODUCTIVE WAY. ***

 
 

Heartbroken Kisses & Zombie Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

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IMAGES  :: BY FRANK OCKENFELS AND GENE PAGE  ::

 

*I’ve never really thought about how weird that word sounds and feels in my mouth.  Throngs.  Say it with me.  “Throngs.”  It’s a weird word, right?  It’s not just me, is it?  No.  It can’t be.  Throngs.  Nope.  Definitely weird.

 

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Unique Valentines for Unique Love

 

VALENTINE’S Day is upon us…or as I like to call it, VD.  A crude pun, but a crude pun that makes me giggle.  Don’t get me wrong.  I love love and actually enjoy Valentine’s Day (assuming, of course, I’m not feeling cynical that day, which happens from time to time) but what I don’t love is the completely boring and trite cards and gifts that flood the market each year.

 

*YAAAAAAAAAWN*

Unique Valentines for Unique Love

 

They’re all so boooo-ring.  Seriously.  Like super-duper-uber-crazy-stupid boring.  I don’t know about you but I could do without the last minute little stuffed white teddy bear holding the red satin heart from the corner drugstore.

And who the hell writes those greeting cards?  The majority of them are so over the top with the super-sappy sentiment that I can barely make it through an entire stanza without rolling my eyes so much that I look like I’m having a seizure.  And since when does a greeting card need to be a trifold, four page brochure extolling the virtues of your love in explicit yet generic detail?  Not everyone wants squishy rhymes and stuffed poly-blend bears.  Unique Valentines are needed for unique love.

 

UNIQUE VALENTINES FOR UNIQUE LOVE

MARILYN-VALENTINE

 

Some of us find humor, creativity and sincerity far greater expressions of love than bad poetry and contrived sentiment.  That is precisely why I always try to give you something a little different each Valentine’s Day.  I even make sure those of you who despise the holiday have your own Anti-Valentine’s Day goodies (because who doesn’t want to bite into a delicious cupcake topped off with a flag inviting Cupid to “suck it?”  I know I do…especially if that cupcake is red velvet.  Oh yes.

 

BITE MY RED VELVET CUPCAKE ASS, CUPID. MMMMMHMMMMMMM.

MAN…NOW I REALLY, REALLY WANT A CUPCAKE.

 

Since the birth of Kisses & Chaos over 4 years ago my Valentine’s Day offering have included…

 

THE BOOTY-LICIOUS E-CARD

(ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES)

 
 

MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU E-CARD/MINI-POSTER

(which is also available as actual cards and framed prints)

 
 

PRINTABLE VALENTINE’S DAY CUPCAKE/STRAW FLAGS

(INCLUDING AN ANTI-VD SET, OF COURSE!)

 
 

MUSIC FOR THE BRUISED AND BLEEDING (A SOUNDTRACK FOR THE BROKEN HEARTED)

(BECAUSE WHAT’S A HOLIDAY WITHOUT A MIXTAPE)

 
 

VALENTINE’S DAY IS FOR SLAYING

(LOVE IN THE BUFFY-VERSE…LIKE OUR UNIVERSE, ONLY BLOODIER)

(BECAUSE WHAT GOOD IS LOVE WITHOUT LAUGHTER…AND VAMPIRES)

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BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS YEAR?  WHAT IS THIS YEAR’S VALENTINE’S DAY CREATION?

 

This year I collaborated with my talented friend Pete of Java Fiend Studio to bring you what every woman wants…a man who loves her for her mind.

 

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Of course he’s a zombie, and brains are kind of their thing, but you can’t choose who you love…and zombie love has been neglected far too long.  Sure it smells bad and involves a high degree of personal risk, but isn’t that what love is?

 

ISN’T LOVE TAKING RISKS.

 

Zombie Love is available through The Haus of Chaos shop as not only an art print but as just about anything you can imagine:  art prints (framed or unframed), greeting cards, tote bags, ipone cases, pillows, clocks, duvets…even shower curtains!  There’s a little something for everyone’s taste (Ouch.  Exceptionally bad zombie pun there, guys.  Sorry.  It was, I swear, unintentional).

 

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Of course there are other love related goodies there too, (I told you I’m in love with love) so feel free to swing by The Haus of Chaos and check them out (added bonus?  Today through February 8, 2015, the shop is offering free worldwide shipping*.  No annoying codes needed.  Just *click here* to automatically get the discount.)

 

LOVE-SELECTION

LOVE IS FUCKING RAD   |  GOODNIGHT CHILDREN EVERYWHERE  |  HOME  |  THE BEE’S KNEES  |  STUDY OF A ROSE  |  MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU  |

 
 

SO MAKE SURE TO CELEBRATE WITH LOVE THIS VALENTINE’S DAY.  DON’T PHONE IT IN EVEN IF…NO…ESPECIALLY IF YOUR VALENTINE IS YOURSELF.

LOVE-AND-PANCAKES

 
 

*  Download my free goodies mentioned above.
*  Use the free Anti-Valentine’s Day flags for your “F*ck You Cupid Because I’m In Love With Myself” party.
*  Treat yourself to a spa day at home and watch all those movies you’d never publically admit you love and have seen a million times (The Bridgette Jones movies.  Right here.  Yup.  I said it.  I love ‘em. Now no one can blackmail me.  My dirty secret is out.)
*  Grab one of the goodies from my print shop (or another artist’s shop.  Society6 is full of them and it’s always good to support small, independent artists, even if they aren’t me *wink*) or grab a one of kind piece from my handmade shop.
*  Make your own heartfelt card or present (those coupon books are actually pretty awesome as long as you don’t fill them with lame crap that you’ll hate doing and that the recipient doesn’t really want.  If your massages suck and you hate giving them then it’s not really fun for anyone, but if you make the best brownies in the world, love to bake and your special someone loves chocolate then a coupon for a batch of brownies once a month for a year is a brilliant idea).
*  Simply make some time, some real quality time to spend together with no distractions (that means phones off and put away.  I know. *gasp* The horror).

 

Just please, for the love of all things sweet and sparkly, don’t get that damn drugstore bear with the hokey card.  I know it’s the thought that counts, but the thought should have some actual thought in it, don’t you agree?

 
 

Valentine Kisses & Loving Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

IMAGES  ::  SOURCE UNKNOWN  ::  SOURCE UNKNOWN  ::  MARILYN SOURCE UNKNOWN  ::  LOVE AND PANCAKES VIA GALLERYHIP  ::  ALL OTHER IMAGES © ALLI WOODS FREDERICK AND/OR JAVA FIEND STUDIO. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. USE WITHOUT EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT IS PROHIBITED.

 
 

*FREE SHIPPING IS NOT VALID FOR FRAMED ART PRINTS, RUGS, CLOCKS AND CANVASES, BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS SHIPPED WORLDWIDE FOR FREE AS FREE CAN BE.  WOO!

 
 

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