Sideshow Matt The Pain Proof Man

 

DURING my visit to New Orleans last October I  had the pleasure of shooting one of my friends and sideshow performer, Matt The Pain Proof Man.

 

SO WHO IS SIDESHOW MATT THE PAIN PROOF MAN (AND WHAT THE HELL IS A PAIN PROOF MAN, ANYWAY)?

Sideshow Matt The Pain Proof Man


 

Sideshow Matt performs “classic carnival style pain proof acts.”  Basically he’s a Strongman and Human Blockhead with a rather eclectic act that defies categorization.  For those of you saying “Huh?” I’ll allow Sideshow Matt to elaborate for you:

 

Me:  “As a sideshow performer what feats of wonder are in your repertoire?”

Sideshow Matt:  “Human blockhead, iron jaw, glass eating, bed of nails, fire breathing and so much more.  I have around thirty different acts I can do…”

Me:  “What sparked your interest in becoming a sideshow performer and how old were you when you started pursuing it in earnest?”

Sideshow Matt:  “I always was interested in sideshows and carnivals as a kid.  But I knew I wanted to get serious about it when I first learned to do blockhead.*  After I did that once I wanted to show everyone I could do it…I was about 20 when I first started.  I have been performing professionally for around 5 years…and learning for about 7.”

*BLOCKHEAD ACTS CONSIST OF HAMMERING NAILS AND OTHER INSTRUMENTS INTO THE NASAL CAVITY VIA THE NOSTRILS.  THIS IS BELIEVED TO HAVE ORIGINATED IN INDIA BUT THE FIRST WRITTEN ACCOUNT OF SUCH A FEAT DATES BACK TO 1557 IN ENGLAND.  THE MORE YOU KNOW.*

 

Sideshow Matt The Pain Proof Man


 

Me:  “How in the world did you learn to do these things?  Did you have a mentor?”

Sideshow Matt:  “I trained myself with everything.*  I usually research the science of how an act works for days or weeks before I do it.”

*LEGAL DISCLAIMER:  DON’T BE STUPID AND TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME.  I KNOW YOU’RE ALL SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER BUT IN THIS DAY AND AGE I, SADLY, HAVE TO COVER MY ASS AND MAKE SURE TO TELL YOU THESE ARE DANGEROUS STUNTS AND SHOULD ONLY BE ATTEMPTED BY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS.*

 

Me:  “What is your favorite act to perform?”

Sideshow Matt:  “It’s hard to say what my favorite is…it really depends on the crowds reaction…[but] my favorite act is either iron jaw or one where I have an audience member bend a piece of iron rebar around my throat.  Iron jaw is where I pick up a person up with my teeth.”

Me:  “What is the most difficult part of your act?”

Sideshow Matt:  “The hardest act I have to perform is probably the iron jaw.  It takes a lot of physical strength and it can actually rupture your spine and break your teeth if you do it wrong.  Sometimes it will cut off my air and make my vision go blurry if I hold my head wrong.  Someone recently told me there are only four other people that do it in the US.  I don’t know if that is true or not, but it sounds good so I am going to stick with it.  Haha!”

 

Sideshow Matt The Pain Proof Man


 

Me:  “Do you have a favorite show?  One that you enjoyed more than any other?”

Sideshow Matt:  “Hmmmmm…favorite show…that is a hard one.  I did a fundraiser for a hospital in Lafayette.  The wrongness that I was eating a light bulb in front of a bunch of doctors in tuxedos was awesome.”

Me:  “Who are you biggest role models?”

Sideshow Matt:  “My biggest role models are Melvin Burkhart, Todd Robbins and Captain Don Leslie.  Todd Robbins is the only one that is still alive and, in my opinion, he is one of the best sideshow performers around.  Seriously.  Go watch some of his videos.”

Me:  “Do you have any advice for people wanting to get into sideshow?”

Sideshow Matt:  “I have a LOT of advice for people wanting to learn sideshow but the most important pieces are:  never [work] for free and always be respectful to your peers.  Also, it will hurt if you are doing it right.”

 

AND NOW…
INTRODUCING SIDESHOW MATT THE PAIN PROOF MAN

Sideshow Matt The Pain Proof Man

*JUST TO CLARIFY, THAT’S A FULL FIRE EXTINGUISHER CLAMPED TO HIS SKIN.  I REPEAT, CLAMPED TO HIS SKIN.  IF YOU THINK “PFFFT.  THAT’S NO BIG DEAL.” GO PICK UP A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND SEE HOW HEAVY THEY ARE…THEN IMAGINE IT HANGING FROM YOUR SKIN…FROM A CLAMP.  AND LIKE A TRUE PROFESSIONAL HE STOOD THERE FOR AT LEAST 15 – 20 MINUTES LETTING ME TAKE SHOT AFTER SHOT WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A GRUMBLE.  SIDESHOW MATT IS A BADASS.  BELIEVE IT.*

 

Sideshow Matt The Pain Proof Man


 

Sideshow Matt The Pain Proof Man


 

Our shoot was far too short for my liking.  We were pressed for time and, for obvious reasons, not all of his acts could be performed at the public locations where we were shooting without law enforcement turning up and spoiling our fun.  (They tend to frown upon breathing fire in public without a permit…I speak from personal experience, but that’s another story for another day.)

Matt and I already have plans in the works for another shoot on my next visit to New Orleans which will feature more of his amazing feats of strength and pain proof-osity and possibly some other surprises that are currently top secret so I am bound to secrecy and cannot share.  Rest assured they will be badass if they come to fruition…badass indeed.

Thanks oodles, Sideshow Matt, for taking time to come out and play and for teaching everyone about the amazing things you do.  I witnessed firsthand, you have truly earned the moniker Sideshow Matt The Pain Proof Man.

 
 

Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

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Endless Desire

 

HE BIDS HIS BELOVED BE AT PEACE

Endless Desire

 

I hear the Shadowy Horses, their long manes a-shake,
Their hoofs heavy with tumult, their eyes glimmering white;
The North unfolds above them clinging, creeping night,
The East her hidden joy before the morning break,
The West weeps in pale dew and sighs passing away,
The South is pouring down roses of crimson fire:
O vanity of Sleep, Hope, Dream, endless Desire,
The Horses of Disaster plunge in the heavy clay:
Beloved, let your eyes half close, and your heart beat
Over my heart, and your hair fall over my breast,
Drowning love’s lonely hour in deep twilight of rest,
And hiding their tossing manes and their tumultuous feet.

–  William Butler Yeats

 
 

Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

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EVERY single person on this planet experiences stress during their life.  It’s one thing we can all count on besides death and taxes.  There is good stress (called eustress, which involves happy events like marriage, promotions or pregnancy) and bad stress (called distress, which involves the obvious like death of a loved one, loss of income or divorce) but regardless of which one you’re experiencing, stress is exhausting.  Stress wear you out.  We all want to be at our best and that’s hard to do when you’re tearing your hair out.

We all need ways to decompress and alleviate some of the tension we’re under.  Aren’t there pharmaceuticals for that?  Of course.  There’s a pill for everything these days (I’m waiting for them to come out with the pill you take for when you’re taking too many pills).  But there are also easy and natural ways to help alleviate stress (both good and bad) on the go.

 
 

5 NATURAL STRESS BUSTERS THAT FIT IN YOUR PURSE

5 Natural Stress busters That fit In Your Purse

 
 

AROMATHERAPY


 

The scent of lavender is renowned for its ability to calm and sooth.  Take its calming properties with you by keeping a small bottle of lavender essential oil in your bag (make sure the lid is on tight).  When you start to feel frazzled pop out the bottle and take a whiff.  You can also place a tiny dab on your wrists and temples.

Not a fan of lavender?  Then try another, lavender-free aroma like sandalwood, frankincense or myrrh, just to name a few.

**PLEASE NOTE:  WHEN USING LAVENDER ESSENTIAL OIL BE CAREFUL NOT TO APPLY TOO MUCH.  IT CAN IRRITATE THE SKIN IF APPLIED NEAT (WHICH MEANS IT ISN’T DILUTED WITH A CARRIER OIL LIKE JOJOBA).  IF YOU’VE NEVER USED LAVENDER ESSENTIAL OIL THEN MAKE SURE TO TEST FOR SENSITIVITY WITH A SMALL PATCH TEST.**

 
 

BREATHING

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Okay.  So technically you can’t fit your breath in your purse but it definitely doesn’t get more natural than breathing, does it?  So how do you use breathing to get rid of stress?  Simple.  All you need is your lungs, air, the ability to count and fingers (which are optional).  There are two different breathing exercises you can do to take your stress down a notch:

 

1)  COUNT YOUR BREATHS.  Inhale for a count of five.  Hold for a count of five.  Exhale for a count of five.  Repeat for as long as you’d like.  (If you’re new to this begin with a count of five. If you’ve practiced breathing exercises before and are comfortable then use a count of seven or ten.)

2)  ALTERNATE NOSTRIL BREATHING.  This is where the “fingers optional” I mentioned before comes into play.  Since this one is easier to demonstrate than explain I’ve made a video for you.  Yes, you will feel a bit silly doing this but it works wonders.

 

**PLEASE NOTE:  IF YOU START TO FEEL LIGHTHEADED, DIZZY, OR HAVE DIFFICULTY BREATHING THEN STOP THE BREATHING EXERCISES IMMEDIATELY AND BEGIN BREATHING NORMALLY.**

 
 

A TENNIS BALL

5 Natural Stress busters That fit In Your Purse


 

A tennis ball?  Why? For a quick back rub, of course. I often told my massage clients to use this trick to get small kinks out of their back between massages. All you need is yourself, a tennis ball, a wall and gravity.

Place the tennis ball on either side of your spine (never put the tennis ball directly on your spine) between your back and the wall. Stand with your legs slightly bent and use your body weight to lean against the ball. Slowly bend and straighten your legs. The motion moves the ball up down your back. Repeat on the other side.

You can also soothe aching feet with a similar technique: kick off your shoes, place the ball under your foot and roll your foot back and forth over the ball. Voila! Instant foot massage.

 
 

RESCUE PASTILLES

5 Natural Stress busters That fit In Your Purse


 

So you can’t exactly practice breathing meditations or give yourself a mini-massage while you’re driving or in the middle of an important meeting or dinner date (Could you bust out a tennis ball and massage your feet during dinner or huff lavender oil during a contract negotiation?  Sure, but somehow I don’t think that’s quite the impression you would want to make).  Certain moments call for subtlety and that’s a great time for RESCUE pastilles.

Trusted for generations, RESCUE pastilles are a doctor developed, homeopathic way to help you stress less and feel more calm.  Unlike other remedies, RESCUE pastilles aren’t addictive and have no side effects (which means you don’t have to worry about getting drowsy or turning into a space cadet).

They have other varieties (like pearls and sleep liquid melts) but I like the pastilles. They’re an easy and inconspicuous way to wrangle stress and bring you back to center.  RESCUE is also easy to find.  I buy mine at Walgreens but you can also find them at CVS, Whole Foods  and Sprouts.  If you want more information about how RESCUE works you can visit the RESCUE site (and grab a coupon while you’re there).

 
 

CHAMOMILE TEA

5 Natural Stress busters That fit In Your Purse


 

Keep a few bags of chamomile tea in your bag.  You can get a hot cup of water at any gas station or water cooler.  Just pop a packet of chamomile tea in that steaming baby and you’re good to go.

Those are my top five on the go stress busters.  What about you?  How do you manage stress?  Do you have any tips or tricks?  You know we would all love to hear them, so feel free to leave your secret remedies (or let me know how these worked for you) in the comments section below.  As for me, my back has a date with a tennis ball in about three minutes, so please excuse me.  *wink*

 
 

Calm Kisses & Nonexistent Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

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Because It’s Raining and I’m Tired

 

I awoke to a blanket of grey and the quiet rhythm of rain on the windowsill. Mischa was snuggled up by my stomach sleeping contentedly. This is my favorite kind of morning; my favorite kind of day. (We all know how I feel about sunshine, after all.)

But instead of happily stretching, waking my body up and bouncing out of bed my body screamed at me. Today I feel old. It is achy and cranky. It is stiff and sore. And why? Because I’m sleep deprived.

We’ve all been there, wide awake as the clock rolls from 3:59 to 4:00 am…and not because we’ve been drinking with friends and the party’s still going. Nope. Although I confess the physical sensation is about the same. Sleep deprivation causes the body to feel hung over but without the embarrassing-but-funny-at-your-own-expense stories from a night of overdoing it out on the town.

Head in a painful but fuzzy vice? Check. That hollow sensation where your stomach should be? Check. A body that feels like it picked a fight with a freight train and lost? You know it.

So if, for whatever reason, you’re having a Monday too (poor Monday – what did it ever do to deserve the hostility we dole out?) then grab yourself a cup of coffee the size of a goldfish bowl and join me in sending this note to today…

 

BECAUSE IT’S RAINING AND I’M REALLY TIRED

Because It’s Raining and I’m Really Tired


 

 

And with that, it’s now time to mainline some of that aforementioned coffee. Here’s to Tuesday, boys and girls. May it involve bright eyes and bushy tails courtesy of a good night’s sleep tonight. Cheers.

 
 

Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 

PS – As I was preparing to post this moments ago Mischa had a seizure…and it was the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. I have more fluids leaking out of my face than is humanly possible. The vet has advised keeping an eye on him for now. This could be a one-off or it could be related to his strokes or even his renal problems. Getting old is a bitch and I am over it. Mother Nature is seriously f’ing up our plans to be 80 years old together. You all know how much he means to me…he is my world. Please send him positive, healing thoughts, prayers, good vibes or whatever good juju you believe in. He needs it. Thank you all.

Oh, and Monday? You can now officially go to hell.

 
 

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The Final Snow

 
The Final Snow

 

WHAT will likely prove to be the last of our winter weather (at least down here in the south) rolled in the other day and it made me realize I didn’t make a winter mix.  Shame on me, but better late than never.

Winter has always evoked a sense of mystery to me, transforming our surroundings into an alien landscape with its barren trees, ice and snow.  The familiar becomes foreign; skeletal; quiet.

The grey skies, the smell of distant smoke and the sharpness of the cold, crisp air create a sense of calm that is tinged with the anticipation of something indefinable.

It is somber and soothing.  It is introspection.  Blankets of white envelop us in solitude, silence and stillness – externally and internally.

This music evokes those same sensations, those same emotions.  It is winter.  It is…

 

THE FINAL SNOW.

The Final Snow


The Final Snow from kissesandchaos on 8tracks Radio.

*JUST CLICK THE PIC ABOVE TO GIVE IT A LISTEN.*

 
 

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The Final Snow features the work of the indescribably talented composer/cellist Zoe Keating. I adore this woman – her talent, her mind and her heart are truly rare and beautiful.  Her compositions are layers of genius evoking the quiet beauty of nature, genuine introspection and profound emotion, the depths of which can only come from centuries of contractions and expansions of the heart.

Sadly this amazing woman recently lost her husband after his brave struggle with cancer.

If you enjoy her music or have been touched by cancer in your life, please consider purchasing a cd (or digital copy) of her music. I personally vouch for the brilliance of each and every album, having been a fan for…geez…I don’t even remember, but it’s been at least ten years (I became a fan while she was playing with Rasputina).

 

The Final Snow


 

If you’d prefer 100% of the money go directly to her family, you can make a donation via her website’s home page. The money helps support her and her son during this most challenging time in their lives.

You can purchase her music here: http://music.zoekeating.com/ or make a donation in any amount directly from her home page http://zoekeating.com.

Your generosity is appreciated.  God knows the last thing she needs to worry about right now is being able to provide for herself and her child when her heart has been torn from her body and a piece of her soul is missing.

We can’t fill the void that has been left by her loss but we can help alleviate some of her financial burden and allow her focus on healing herself and her family.

We can’t let the lights in this world grow dim and Zoe Keating is a light. Thank you, Zoe, for the beauty and grace you bring to this life and thank you, readers, for your help.

 
 

ONE LAST THING:

 

2015 My So-Called Chaos Best of Blog Awards

 

I have been nominated for two Best of Blog Awards (the Social Savant for best social media presence and Best Overall Shop (where I’m listed as The Haus of Chaos, just fyi) for all my art and goodies) by my dear Miss Angie over at My So-Called Chaos.  It would mean the world to me if you would go give me a little lovin’ by throwing a vote or two my way (and of course I wouldn’t complain if you encourage your friends to do the same *nudge and a wink*).

 

SO WHERE AM I IN ALL THIS?

 

Just scroll on down to the bottom categories where I’m hanging out (Social Media Awards and Small Business Awards) and if you feel so inclined, click my little buttons.

 

YOU CAN CAST YOUR VOTE BY CLICKING HERE.

The Final Snow


 

Voting closes Tuesday, March 10 and it would mean the world to me if you lend me your support.  Without you I wouldn’t be here so these nominations are as much yours as mine.  I love your guts.  So just in case you do and even if you don’t, thank you from the depths of my twisted but loving little heart.

Now go listen to that mix and enjoy the last few days of winter before that evil fascist sun comes roaring back into our sky. *wink*

 
 

Frost-covered Kisses & Icy Cold Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

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