Today is a twofer

 

BECAUSE some weeks are a mix of the amazing and the craptacular, today is a twofer. I give you the first ever joint edition of…

Today is a twofer


Today is a twofer


 

As to which are the f*ck yeahs and which are the f*ck its, I’ll leave it to you to decide (though most will be admittedly obvious).  So welcome to my mixed bag, my darling dears.  And feel free to share your own F*ck Yeahs or F*ck Its in the comments below because venting is just as important as spreading love.  And that’s a fact, Jack.  Muwha!

 

Today is a twofer


 

Teddy Roosevelt battling Bigfoot…come on…you know that just made your week.  *  Reconnecting with someone I’ve missed and cared about for years that I never thought I would get to connect with again.  *  Trying something new and really, really liking it.  *  Still getting excited when I think about the return of Twin Peaks…  *

 

Today is a twofer


 

*  …Not to mention the return of Star Wars. (Am I the only one who wants the giant pig dog thing as a pet?  How cute is it?)   *  Mending fences.  *  Rediscovering my love of Constant Comment black tea (to fill in for my impossible to get around here Twinings)  *  Grandma’s birthday.  *  This post about leggings that not only manages to body shame but slut shame…while being completely obnoxious with rudeness guised as humor – a trifecta!  I would love to tell you to read the comments which were rife with shockingly vitriolic body & slut shaming remarks but the author evidently didn’t like the backlash she and her fellow uber-judgmental commenters were receiving and deleted them.  But lucky for you I have one sitting in my inbox…which I will now gladly share.  This comment comes courtesy of one Markus, who seems to have some very clear (and archaic) views on gender roles and who he blames for men being unable to control their wandering eyes and lust issues.  Welcome to 1952, boys and girls. *eye roll*:

 

“…First of all, fashion or not, there is nothing classy about wearing leggings as pants, you might as well just paint your lower half and walk around naked. If you want to find a good guy who will treat you right, wear clothes that makes him want to look at your face when he talks with you. Put down your smart phone and have some hobbies that will create interesting conversation that can capture his attention instead of just your gorgeous body. It’s not secret that women are beautiful, which I appreciate very much; but I don’t want to see your nice curves all the time. I try to keep my mind occupied with clean thoughts and sometimes leggings make that difficult. Ladies, especially if you are married, I ask you to seriously reconsider wearing these things out in public without covering up with something else…. I know, I’ve heard it a million times, “I just want to look good, it’s not about getting the attention of men..” Yeah okay..well guess what, you’re getting it. When I see a ring on your finger I feel bad for you, your husbands, and your children, because I know the kinds of thoughts an comments that a lot of guys make. We live in a society that is tainted with objectification, marriages are disregarded by men on the prowl only looking to satisfy their physical appetites, your daughters are being looked at the same way. I’m only saying this because I still care. These should not be worn as pants alone.”

 

yeah…I warned you.  *  Getting gifts ready for giving.  I seriously love giving presents, more than I like getting them.  I especially love giving handmade and/or really thoughtful, sentimental gifts (I know people cringe at handmade gifts, but mine are f*cking rad).  I just love to make the people I love happy.  *  People who refuse listen to what I’m saying, resulting in repeating myself over and over and over and still they just don’t get it.  Truly migraine inducing sh*t. *  People pissing in my cheerios.  You don’t have to share my excitement, but you don’t have to try and ruin it either.  *  Keira Knightly’s ill conceived topless Photoshop protest failure (which I actually wrote a big ol’ article about but won’t bother posting because artist Molly Crabapple already nailed it…and with far more eloquence and beauty than I had mustered.)  *  The joy of discovering a new book series and the pain of trying to read them slowly to prolong the pleasure (which I am totally failing at despite my best efforts…they’re just so damn good).  *  My beloved Lil Bub, feline extraordinaire, meeting a tiger (and for those who are concerned, the funny stuttering noise the tiger is making is called a chuffle and it’s a sign of affection).  For those unfamiliar with Lil Bub you can find out all about her truly amazing story here.  Have tissues handy.  And just a little bit of random Mischa trivia:  Mischa grew up with baby tigers (along with a baby leopard, baby skunks, baby possums, piglets…but he liked the tigers and leopard the best).  He’s had a very interesting life for a little four legged furball from Texas.  *

 

 
 
 

Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 

PS – The Haus of Chaos is having one last holiday sale.  Now through December 14th take $5 off every single item in the shop plus free worldwide shipping.  Just to be clear, that’s not $5 off your order.  It’s $5 off every single item and free worldwide shipping.  That means prints start at $15 (regularly $20), mugs start at $10 (regularly $15)…you get the idea.  So make the geek/art lover/oddball in your life happy with a unique gift designed by yours truly.

 

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WORDLESS WEDNESDAY:
WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND

 

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Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

IMAGES  ::  WINTER BLISS – ALAN HOWE  ::  VIA INSPIRING DISCOVERY  ::  PALACE SWALLOW’S NEST – TIME ZIZIFUS  ::  VIA ESTHER AND JACOB  ::   VIA ADVENTURE JOURNAL  ::  GEFROREN ROSEN – BETH VRUBEL  ::  VIA OK MAG :: SOURCE UNKNOWN  ::  VIA TURBO TWISTER  ::  EVENING SNOWDRIFT AGLOW IN SUNSANDVIK, SWEDEN – CARL FILIP NYSTEDT  ::  VIA MRS. WILSON  ::  VIA HUFFINGTON POST  ::   VIA TOP INSPIRED  ::  VIA GUIDORA  ::  Central park winter – brian tuchalski  ::  WINTER EIFFEL TOWER – PHOTOPIE  ::  CONDICOTE – ANDREW LOCKIE  ::  SNOWFLAKE – ANDREY OSOKIN  ::  A WINTERY VIEW – ALAN  ::  SNOWY NIGHT IN OXFORD – ISISBRIDGE  ::  HILLSBOROUGH PARISH CHURCH AT NIGHT – FLIXELPIX DAVID  ::  VIA BUZZFEED  ::  OXFORD NIGHT SKY DURING WINTER VIA WNDERLST  ::

 

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CONFESSION:  Patience and discipline are two things I struggle with…a lot.  As a free spirit, an admitted magpie who flits from one shiny obsession to the next and one who, if something doesn’t come naturally and easily (and I mean fast) the first time I attempt it, is unlikely to continue to walk down that path.  If I don’t possess a natural aptitude I will walk away.

Some may think the reason for this is because I am a brat or that I’m lazy, but neither is the truth.  The fact of the matter is that I struggle with patience and discipline – always have but I certainly don’t hope I always will.  So I continue to work on these character flaws.  I continue to try and cultivate…

 

PATIENCE AND DISCIPLINE

 

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What areas of your life do you want to improve?  What shortcoming are you trying to give the old heave ho to?  I’d love to know.  Share yours in the comments…after all, it’s nice to know we aren’t all alone in our struggles and comforting to know others walk alongside us as we try to kick our less than admirable qualities collective asses.

 
 

Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 

PS – This post is a perfect reminder that 2015 Create Your Incredible Year Workbook + Planner + Calendar (both Biz & Life editions) are available now.  These are my go-to guides to letting go of the year past and opening myself to the wonders of the year to come, all while making practical plans and goals for the coming year in a way that’s fun and uplifting (instead of overwhelming, rigid and intimidating).

 

2015 Create Your Incredible Year Workbook + Planner + Calendar


 

You can get more info from 2015 Create Your Incredible Year Workbook + Planner + Calendar or you can read my review of my first experience with the 2013 workbook here (and yes, I met about 50% of my goals that year most of which were the real biggies…some of the smaller goals fell by the wayside, but that’s okay.  I rocked 2013 despite all the difficulties I had that year).  If you want to improve your life or business and feel amazing doing it, then this is for you.  2015 Create Your Incredible Year Workbook + Planner + Calendar.  You’ve got nothing lose.

 
 

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** THIS POST CONTAINS AFFILIATE LINKS. THIS MEANS THAT IF YOU MAKE A PURCHASE USING ONE MY LINKS I RECEIVE A SMALL COMMISSION FOR EACH SALE. THIS IS A FOR PROFIT BLOG AND I OCCASIONALLY INCLUDE AFFILIATE LINKS AND SPONSORSHIPS FOR PRODUCTS AND BRANDS THAT I GENUINELY BELIEVE IN AND/OR PERSONALLY USE. ALL OPINIONS EXPRESSED ARE MINE AND MINE ALONE AND ARE IN NO WAY CONTROLLED OR INFLUENCED BY ANY OF THE COMPANIES AND INDIVIDUALS I CHOOSE TO SUPPORT. I BELIEVE IN ETHICAL BUSINESS PRACTICES AND KNOW THAT TRUST BETWEEN YOU AND I IS IRREPLACEABLE – SO KNOW THAT ANY AND ALL PRODUCT RECOMMENDATIONS, PAID OR OTHERWISE, ARE CHOSEN, BY ME, DUE TO MY BELIEF IN THE PRODUCT AND/OR COMPANY. I FELT IT WAS IMPORTANT THAT YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE I TRUST AND RESPECT YOU. SO THERE YOU GO. TOTAL TRANSPARENCY, MY DEAR…CAUSE I LOVE YOU LIKE THAT. **

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Your Sweet Thoughts

Your Sweet Thoughts

 

SONNET 71

 

No longer mourn for me when I am dead
Then you shall hear the surly sullen bell
Give warning to the world that I am fled
From this vile world, with vilest worms to dwell:
Nay, if you read this line, remember not
The hand that writ it; for I love you so
That I in your sweet thoughts would be forgot
If thinking on me then should make you woe.
O, if, I say, you look upon this verse
When I perhaps compounded am with clay,
Do not so much as my poor name rehearse.
But let your love even with my life decay,
Lest the wise world should look into your moan
And mock you with me after I am gone.

 

– William Shakespeare

 
 

Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 
 

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ONCE again the time has come to turn out thoughts to gifts, more specifically, the giving of gifts.  As the black but loveable sheep in the family I know first hand (from all the hair-tearing-out that occurs among my family members) that I am “impossible” to shop for because my interests and passions are so far removed from the “norm.”  And odds are if you’re here then you’re like me.  But the fact of the matter is…

 

WE AREN’T THAT HARD TO SHOP FOR…IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.

 

This is precisely why I put together gift guides each year – to help our families (and ourselves) find the perfect gifts.  I give our frustrated friends and families paddles to help them navigate that infamous proverbial creek they inevitably find themselves up this time of year.  So pass this post along to your family and friends and let it be the gentle nudge that ensures that you’ll not only get a gift you love but that reduces their stress ten-fold.  So without further ado I give you this year’s holiday shopping guide:

 

THE ULTIMATE GIFT GUIDE FOR YOGIS AND WITCHES AND GYPSIES, OH MY!
( PART I )

 
 

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So you have a yoga junkie in the family and all you know about yoga is they seem inhumanly flexible, say  “Namaste” and use weird words like pranayama and chaturanga dandasana.  Since it can be hard to choose a gift on a subject you know almost nothing about I’ve made it easy for you.  None of these gifts are based on skill level so you can choose one based on your yogi’s personality.  They get something they love and you get to look like a gift-buying genius.  You’re welcome…and Namaste.

 
 

THE ULTIMATE GIFT GUIDE FOR YOGIS AND WITCHES AND GYPSIES

::  1)  CORE OF THE YOGA SUTRAS BY B.K.S. IYENGAR  ::  2) YOGA TOWEL  ::  3) LOVE AWAKENING BLUE GLASS WATER BOTTLE*  ::  4) TIBETAN BOOK OF THE DEAD  ::  5)  THE WARRIOR YOGA MAT  ::  6) HUGGER MUGGER 6’ D-RING COTTON STRAP*  ::  7) AUNT VI’S CREATIVITY & FLOW AURA SPRAY  ::  8) KATHRYN BUDIG’S AIM TRUE YOGA DVD*  ::  9) ROSEWOOD WRIST MALA*  ::  10) RUDRAKSHA MALA NECKLACE  ::  11)   MUDRA – THE HAND OF WISDOM SCULPTURE ::

 

BY THE WAY:

Not everyone has access to yoga, either due to geography (my personal yoga problem – a drawback to opting out of the urban life I once lived) or time constraints.  If your yogi is in a similar boat I suggest giving them the gift of an online yoga subscription service.

Some exceptional subscription sites are:

  • YOGAGLO.COM (which offers over 2000 on demand classes in nearly every style and skill level imaginable)

  • YOGATODAY.COM (which boasts new classes every day at all skill levels and is a steal at $9/month)

  • GAIAMTV.COM (the leading name in all things yoga.  It gives you access to more than just yoga, placing over 6500 classes, workshops, meditations and movies ranging from yoga to spiritual development at your fingertips.  It also offers access to an online community (with the option to keep your profile private – perfect for shy yogis).  Gaiam gives you all that and more for just $9.95/month and is available on mobile devices as well as Roku, PS3, GoogleTV and Amazon FireTV.  Bonus!)

 
 

THE ULTIMATE GIFT GUIDE FOR YOGIS AND WITCHES AND GYPSIES

 

Next up in our ultimate gift guide for people who are hard to shop for?  The witch.  Since many people still believe the old myths about witches and don’t truly understand them, which makes it exceptionally hard to find a gift for one if you don’t really know much about it.  You won’t find any Harry Potter spells here (that was 2011’s gift guide), but you will find sophisticated gifts for the chic witch in your life.

 
 

THE ULTIMATE GIFT GUIDE FOR YOGIS AND WITCHES AND GYPSIES

::  1)  JUMBO WHITE SAGE OR BLUE SAGE SMUDGE STICKS  ::  2) AS ABOVE, SO BELOW MINI LORRAINE CROSS  ::  3) THE GOODLY SPELLBOOK: OLDE SPELLS FOR MODERN PROBLEMS  ::  4) THE HIGH PRIESTESS ALTAR TILE  ::  5)  BEESWAX COILED CANDLE  ::  6) GRAND GRIMOIRE 1008 PAGE WOOD + LEATHER JOURNAL  ::  7) SÉANCE LILY DALE CUFF  ::  8) NEST  ::  9) GLITTER MOON ORNAMENT  ::  10) PHASES OF THE MOON CALENDAR 2015  ::  11) THE PENTACLE RING  ::  12) LUNAR FILIGREE SPIRIT BOARD  ::

 
 
 

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If the only thing that comes to mind when you hear the word gypsy is Stevie Nicks, palm readers and curses being placed by small, angry, raven haired women with hunched backs then it’s no wonder you have trouble shopping for the gypsy in your life.

Your gypsy is likely nomadic by nature, she enjoys life and possesses a freedom of spirit that is often contagious.  Spontaneous and free, these forces of nature breathe new life into each day, and each day is an adventure.  They are spirits filled with dance, song, passion and zest and often seem a perfect blend of earth, fire, air and water.

You may find some similarities between the gypsy and the witch – and this is no coincidence – many gypsies are witches but while their blooms may appear the same, these wild flowers have very different roots.  So let’s tend to the passions of the wild and wonderful gypsy in your life with these exotic gifts.

 
 

THE ULTIMATE GIFT GUIDE FOR YOGIS AND WITCHES AND GYPSIES

::  1) SEA GODDESS OTTOMAN CRYSTAL NECKLACE  ::  2) GYPSET LUXE PERFUME OIL  ::  3) LAVENDAR FEATHER BUNCHES  ::  4) CAT EAR RING  ::  5)  DUO AMETHYST CHARM PENDANT  ::  6) HAND PAINTED WOODEN BRUSH  ::  7) FAUNUS GOAT LEG COLUMN CANDLE  ::   8)  DAMASK ROSE SUGAR SCRUB  ::     ::   9)  TEA LEAF READING KIT  ::   10)  SERENITY LOOSE LEAF TEA  ::  11) CRYSTAL SNOW GLOBE  ::

 

Didn’t find quite what you were looking for?  That’s okay.  I’m sure you noticed where I had written (PART I) earlier in the post and are assuming there will be a (Part II) – and you would be absolutely correct.

Part II will have offerings for the body and home, so expect some art and clothes to be thrown into the mix.  And since I know how much you all love my Ultimate Geek Chic Gift Guide I may throw one of those in as well, but only if you promise to behave misbehave.  Until next time, my dears, happy shopping and may your gifts delight the ones you love.

 
 

Kisses & Chaos,
Alli Woods Frederick

 

* PLEASE NOTE:   ITEMS IN THE YOGI GUIDE MARKED WITH AN ASTERISK WERE PROVIDED TO ME FREE OF CHARGE BY YOGAOUTLET.COM.  ALL OPINIONS EXPRESSED ARE MY OWN AND ARE IN NO WAY INFLUENCED, REVIEWED OR DICTATED BY YOGAOUTLET.COM.  THEIR ITEMS WERE INCLUDED IN THIS GIFT GUIDE DUE TO THE QUALITY OF THE PRODUCTS.  THANK YOU, YOGAOUTLET.COM, FOR THE GORGEOUS GOODIES AND ALLOWING ME TO SHARE THEM WITH MY READERS.

 
 

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